At his Comedy Central roast, no one hit Charlie Sheen harder than he hit himself. "When I did 'Ferris Bueller,' my first line in the movie was 'drugs'," he said from the podium. "I thought they were ...

LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Going in, you knew there would be blood. While there's usually only metaphorical spillage, with Steve-O on the dais at Comedy Central's roast of Charlie Sheen, we shouldn't ...